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~I am Not Inebriated~

I am not smashed...deny it all...
But what is with that moving wall?
Each time I try to lean on it
The bugger moves a little bit!


I look around from where I fell...
Which way is UP I cannot tell?
If this damn floor would stop from moving
I'd continue with my jive and grooving!


Two headed people all around
My ears are full of buzzing sound!!!
I think I need the porcelain trough
I think I need to spit and cough.


Whatever bug I picked up here
Was surely not far too much beer.
I am not pissed I say to you...
Deny it all is what I do!!!


If you think that I'm snakes hissed
I guess you see what I have missed.
I hope this poem convinces you
That I'm far gone... Hope you are too!!!

 

  

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  • rbruce gold member
    January 26

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    LMAO !!! I know that feeling from way back in my reckless past. Great stuff from start to finish.


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      January 26
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      Thanks Bob...I wish I could say it was from memory WHEN WRITTEN
      BUT... God is Great and I have since been healed of that addiction and much more
      Ginger Beer for me now and only get my highs from the Holy Spirit.

      Linda


  • Hetha gold member
    May 30, 2008

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    LoL, I couldn't stop laughing at this, it was too funny! You're a hoot! But that's a great thing! Congrats on snagging the gold, you certainly earned it.


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    May 8, 2008

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    YAHOOOOOOIE ! !

    Aaaaaahhh...so it was you I saw high stepping up the street when there were no steps huh? Well done Cuz and best of luck in this contest HIC..HIC...HIC


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      May 8, 2008
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      Pee Ess Someone keeps moving the bleedin' pavers!!!

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      May 8, 2008
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      DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY till I get the car
      Love you Cuz
      Good to see you here for a comment at least!!!!


  • passim silver member
    May 6, 2008

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    Best of luck in the contest hun. This is another little gem that you have penned (Hmmm ... could have fitted my last contest quite well too)


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      May 8, 2008
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      Thanks Cuz...not been here much and sooo sorry I missed your last...will catch my tail soon I hope
      MWAH


  • LAPoe gold member
    May 2, 2008

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    Linny if I wasn't soused beofre i freellinn it nows !!
    stop p world to wpspin keepp denying it sista
    is with ya!!! we's fine is evertybody else thats offff..
    ah linny you're in fine (inebriated) form today!!!!!

    's from ear to ear

    doc

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      May 3, 2008
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      You keep freellinn it booby ...I mean baby (hic)
      All good drunks deny it all the way
      Psssssst...I washhhh at da time of pinning this I mean penning or is that posting...who gives a hoot??? Not me!
      Absynth worked for Oscar Wilde...Just thought I'd try to find my muse in the bottom of the bottle "Burp"
      Catch both of you soon
      La Brat


  • LiMarie silver member
    May 2, 2008

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    Hee hee hee,started laughing at "but what's with that moving wall " and I'm still at it..very funny and well written! Good luck


  • GunRunner
    May 2, 2008
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    Nice!

    I knew there was a reason we were keeping you around!


  • Ace13
    May 2, 2008

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    Freakin loved it. Great write and you are one of the top best so far. Great rhyme scheme and really good flow. And gotta love the animation. Well hey, good luck in the contsest


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      May 8, 2008
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      for the Goldie
      I'll Drink to That!!!

      "HIC"
      Linda

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      May 5, 2008
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      My concience got the better of me and have to fess up that I WAS at the time of pennin' and postin'...further proof for you
      Imagine what I can do when sober...enjoy your contest and hope you have a good time reading the entries
      Pee Ess all good drunks DENY IT right


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    May 2, 2008

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    LOL Oh yes I am convinced you are drunk! You have such wit in your poems. They are a real pleasure to read. Your rhyme is always spot on too!
    All the best with this
    Gaylene

  • Yvette Champ gold member
    May 2, 2008

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    Dearest Poetess, you made me smile with your poetic ode to the wibbly wobbly walls and roving road, sounds like one of our girls nights in lol never drink beer or gin, both lead to mother's ruin!
    Have a great weekend hon and good luck in the contest, we are at the same bar


  • The Poetic Angel
    May 2, 2008

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    LMAO ...i dont fink your drunk me 3T ..just err ummm DRUNK ... goodluck in contest ... xxxxx da cheeky one xxxxxx

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