I could re-create you
in the furthest corner of my mind
paint the dark rings under your eye
in better colour than dark blue
I could bring your drenched lips
to become appealing, at last
your bony cheeks
may be hidden very fast
and your ugly face
only plastic surgery can help
Strongly surround by onions peels
you can cook all my meals
mow the grass and wash the car
with those fat arms
for what else good you are
Never fall in my bed
at the end of day
with your sour smell
I would woke up dead
I could re-create you in my mind
or imagine a good looking woman
instead of your face next to my side
but then I would might touch you
and be contaminated with your warts
ouch!
Author notes
JFTJOI
Sorry PK, I couldn't resist.
Parody of All Made Up by Peteskid
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3664530
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A contest entry
- Changes - Parodies by gaze.
700 points, ended May 7, 2008, 6 entries
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Comments
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lol now that is telling it straight, there is no sugar-coated smiles, just get the lawn mown with those fat arms and get a bath
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Rug Brats, I mean rats, that was it!
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If I had a billion dollars what would I do with it? I'd spend it all finding and destroying every form of print, tape or written word of those critters, on the left border. I forget what the show was called now, "Neo-Nazi Tele-tubbies the terrible two years?" Close enough.
I think whoever thought that show up should be locked in a basement and forced to watch the show, like in "Clockwork Orange," with their eyelids taped open!
Ok, maybe that is a little radical...I'll just tape one eyes open.
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You took PK's beautiful poem and made a shambles of it! You tore every shread of beauty and heartfelt imagining and turned it into your own personal human destruction...and now we see...beneath that calm exterior lies a monster, ready to lash out, a Uber-IT ready to destroy whoever dares cross your path.
Yes, I had had fun, thanks for playing along.
It was very funny Uber-It.
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Wow, IT has been upgraded
Never said I was gentle
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lol
I was honestly wondering who would have managed to get you this mad, keeping in mind that you're one of the sweetest ladies I know
Great, great parody you have here
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That wink there (here I frown and feel like writing another parody about a guy who can't dance)
Thanks Lele
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A guy who can't dance -> Are you talking about President Bush?
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Ohh this is funny, i remember this poem it was a contest and a picture that just could not inspire. this parody is much better than that poem... still laughing here...and the rhymes too! just too funny...a really good one here...h
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Thanks for taking it so well h
Nah, your poem is great, mine is just silly.
It is IT having fun, now that the cellar has become comfy to it
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IT has good reason to be upset over this poem, very good choice ...IT has remarkable good taste in poetry...h
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