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To the owner of the field kicker:

Your dog began yelping again,
Which started my dog barking again.
So I unleashed my mutt,
And I would say I finally agree with you on something,
He does need better training.
For when I told him to heel and come,
He simply didn’t listen.
So I am returning to you your purebred’s collar.

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background of it: short, cruel, but it makes me giggle because my neighbors hate my dogs because they're so big, this is a little piece I put on the door of the neighborhood committee chair person because she told me to get rid of my dogs or move and she isn't allowed to do that. So I was semi-childish and pushed her buttons to piss her off.

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  • Nam
    May 31

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    Dark humor is always a good thing in my book. This works a bit in that genre. A bit inderict, which also works. A nice poem that you have written here.

    -Nam