Tea with Godot

Yesterday, 13:37

Me: Who are you?

Godot: Me?

Me: Yes...

Godot: Who am I?

Me: Who?

Godot: Who?

Me: Who!?

Godot: I am who...

Me: What?

Godot: ...Well...I suppose I don't rightly know...

Me: Pass the sugar, if you could...

Godot: Who am I?

Me: Well...if you don't know, then I certainly don't...

Godot: Yes you do!

Me: Do I?

Godot: I do.

Me: You do?

Godot: No, you do. Stop keeping things from me...

Me: Why would I be keeping things from you...I don't know who you are...

Godot: It depends...

Me: What depends?

Godot: Who I am...

Me: It depends who you are?

Godot: No, who I am, it depends.

Me: Some people I know are looking for you.

Godot: Oh.

Me: Would you like to meet them?

Godot: No.

Me: Why not?

Godot: I'm busy...

Me: What are you doing?

Godot: Waiting...

Me: For whom?

Godot: Godot.

Me: Who's that?

Godot: I don't know...May I have a biscuit?

Me: ...No.

(He takes one anyway)

Godot: (Eats the biscuit)...Mango...

Me: Really?

Godot: No.