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Cocks in Stocks (NOT) by Dr. Seuss


Cocks
Stocks
Locks
Frocks

Frocks in locks.
Cocks in stocks.

Frocks on cocks in stocks in locks.

Stocks on frocks and frocks in locks.

Cocks in stocks on locks on frocks.

Chicks with sticks cum.
Chicks with shocks cum.
Chicks with sticks and shocks and jocks cum.

Look, Sir.  Look, Sir.  Mr. Cocks, Sir.
Let's do tricks with sticks and shocks, Sir.
Let's do tricks with chicks and jocks, Sir.

First, I'll make a quick trick stick stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick shock stack.

You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick trick jock stack.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Cocks ...
Stocks on chicks and chicks on cocks.
Cocks on jocks on sticks and shocks.
Sticks and shocks on cocks on locks.

Now we come to tits and rocks, Sir.
Try to say this Mr. Cocks, Sir ...

Jocks on cocks tit.
Jocks on frocks rock.
Six sick sticks tit.
Six sick chicks rock.

Please, Sir.  I don't like this trick, Sir.
My tongue isn't quick or slick, Sir.
I get all those tits and jocks, Sir,
mixed up with the chicks and rocks, Sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Cocks, Sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Cocks, Sir.

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say ...

New stocks.
Two stocks.
Whose stocks?
Sue's stocks.

Who hews whose stocks?
Sue hews Sue's stocks.

Who sees who hew whose new stocks, Sir?
You see Sue hew Sue's new stocks, Sir.

That's not easy, Mr. Cocks, Sir.

Who cums? ...
Crow cums.
Slow Joe Crow cums.

Who throws crow's pose?
Sue throws crow's pose.
Slow Joe Crow throws whose pose?
Sue's pose.

Sue throws stocks of cocks in stocks now.

Slow Joe Crow throws frocks in locks now.

Sue throws bows on Slow Joe Crow's pose.
Cocks throws ho’s on Slow Joe Crow's nose.

Ho’s goes.
Bows grows.
Nose ho’s goes some.
Crow's bows grows some.

Mr. Cocks!
I hate this game, Sir.
This game makes my tongue quite lame, Sir.

Mr. Cocks, Sir, what a shame, Sir.

Cocks in stocks, our game is done, Sir.
Thank you for a lot of cum, Sir.

Author notes

With apologies to the good Doctor!

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  • shimmer
    May 3, 2008
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    lmao thank you for starting my day off with a laugh


  • Tattboyspet
    April 29, 2008

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    dear Lord!!!!!!!!!!!
    roflmao!!!!!!
    i can't stop laughing (and that's saying something considering as You KNOW how i feel about Dr Seuss )
    damn!
    You have excelled here - well done!!!


    Forever Yours,


    • Tattboy silver member
      April 29, 2008

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      Thank you My pet

      I needed a break from the idiots here and Dr S was the antidote!


  • Master Ktulu silver member
    April 29, 2008

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    WOW.....

    i am going to say you did, "Fox in socks" and a damn good one at that. i think You have just put all of mine to shame..well done and BRAVO!

    **Master Ktulu**

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