I don't know ...

I don't know what ...

I don't know what I'd ...

I don't know what I'd rather ...

I don't know what I'd rather have ...

I don't know ...

I don't know what ...

I don't know what I'd ...

I don't know what I'd rather ...

I don't know what I'd rather have for a cuddly little pet. A dear, wee shy koala or a possum I could get but they would want to sleep by day and stay up all the night so I think I'll get a puppy

and [... I want to pee ...]

and make ...

and make him ...

and make him do ...

and make him do what's ...

and make him do what's right.

Ssssir, I'm wet.

Author notes

This was hell for me, aged six; worse than prison. At the end, I received a stroke from Sir's ruler.

A contest entry

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT ... A funny take on punishment by Melodies. 600 points, ended April 30, 2008, 12 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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2lullabyhaven
April 30, 2008
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Most unique, for sure; Out of the box? as they saylol
R S Adams Jr
April 29, 2008

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Ha! Ha!
Nearly made me wet the bed. It would be torture for sure to hear this over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.....
Melodies
April 28, 2008

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Oh, what a truly precious poem this is... I can just hear the poor lad's lament in my head. You are a brilliant poet to think of this poem.
Lady Altheia
April 28, 2008

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Hehehehe, this is really cute. I think a cute little koala would be nice or a puppy. Best better stick with the puppy.
SageyBaby
April 28, 2008

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This is a really different unique piece here, it has really intrigued me, defiantly deserves a place - good luck in the contest