the male nude is a beautiful sight
the satue of david or an athlete in full flight
as any man or woman will delight
but i must admit that beneath all this hair
or is it a rug, that there
is a man that without a care
doesnt need to wax, or show his skin bear
he is every cold womans delight
he comes with his own coat that will keep u both warm
on any cold night
a razor his did not know
so he let the rug grow
and not try to wax
the front or the the backs
the one great fear
is how much fluff
he has on his rear
a small patch would be enough
but i dont really want to know
how much hair he does grow
on his rear
as i fear
that it woudld take me a year
get over it.
A contest entry
- Male Nude: Does It Offend You? by LilyAngel.
650 points, ended May 2, 2008, 9 entries
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Comments
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great! very good sense of humour...and yes, this reads so smooth and sweet! best of luck.
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Brings to mind movie
The 4o yr old virgin
Where they waxed his chest and made
a smiley face on it
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