So I went into town to grab some lunch today.
Just minding my own business, which is my way,
When some guy with a fold out desk yelled, "Hey!
Come over here and sign this petition, okay?"
The petition read our country had been hijacked
And that on 9/11, the U.S. wasn't really attacked
And the president actually orchestrated that act
And all of this was presented as if it were fact.
As I read, the wild-eyed man never stopped talking
But I refused to swallow all the crap he was hocking.
He seemed to feed on all the pedestrians gawking
And looked very angry, like a Steppenwolf stalking.
I said, "Man, give me a break. I've heard that filthy lie;
That our government knew thousands were going to die
And did nothing as those planes ripped through the sky.
You're a damn fool, my friend. I'm outta here. Goodbye."
So I walked away, leaving his idiotic petition unsigned.
He yelled, "You idiot! You should try using your mind."
I yelled back, "I'm tired of seeing my country undermined
By ungrateful, lazy scumbags like you and your kind."
JFK once said, "Ask not what your country can do for you
But what you can do for your country" and it's still true.
And JFK was a liberal! A Democrat through and through!
He'd be heartbroken today to see what some Democrats do.
Somehow, it's become simple-minded to be patriotic
And supporting our President is almost psychotic.
In fact, they accuse him of being mad and despotic.
It seems like they're all on some kind of narcotic.
I'm not saying that we should surrender free thought.
I'm just saying not everything is a conspiracy plot!
There are madmen in this world and they MUST be fought
Or we'll repeat the lessons that history already taught.












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