There Once Was a Man Too Big for His Tub

There once was a man too big for his tub.
Saying not a dirty man am I
So to keep clean, and not be mean.
He called for information - Please.

The information couldn't guess.
We need time to think and rest
Call back in an hour.
Who can we send him to - Please.

He called the Police, and Fire Company.
Saying I not a dirty old man am I.
I need to keep clean, and not be mean.
Can either of you help me - Please.

If you don't break the law,
Or your house is not on fire
And you can breath
In one hour we will call back if you - Please

All day long this went on.
Thinking about cleaning he knew
His car needed a bath too.
Off he husseled, no peaking - Please

To the car wash he went, ten dollars he spent.
The top being down, he got clean all around.
With the heat he was dryed, and got Simonized
At least the car was clean to - Please


  4-26-2008