Wandering wordlessly while alone,
Suffering seafarers should atone.
In their fate they're a ghost,
They're shark-bait at the most,
Hungrily, haplessly, hewn to bone!
Allied allegories attacked on high,
Flinging fundamental funnies adry.
The observants did note,
Those three men in a boat,
Praying perfunctory persons good-bye!
While observing ossilatory osmosis,
That's admitting ambulatory atrocious.
The old man did say,
"I'ts headed this way",
And performed physiology precocious!
Suffering seafarers should atone.
In their fate they're a ghost,
They're shark-bait at the most,
Hungrily, haplessly, hewn to bone!
Allied allegories attacked on high,
Flinging fundamental funnies adry.
The observants did note,
Those three men in a boat,
Praying perfunctory persons good-bye!
While observing ossilatory osmosis,
That's admitting ambulatory atrocious.
The old man did say,
"I'ts headed this way",
And performed physiology precocious!
Author notes
Nefarious, non-sensical, nothings; written wryly, while woebegonely watching charismatic cartoons cascade, on the benignly bountiful boob-tube. SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT ME, I CAN'T STOP!!
Translations available on request.
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Funny!
Great alliteration! It's one of my favorite forms for free flowing funny verse! Keep up the insanity!
Jennifer

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This is written pretty cool! I really enjoyed reading it!


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This was the wonderful thing that I needed today to put a smile on my face.
In a way, it somewhat reminds me of a Lewis Carroll-esque poem, in the sense that it is beautifully nonsensical; and, yet, it makes perfect sense. The alliteration is wonderful, the sound is great. It just screams to be read aloud.
Thank you for a great read. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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o i love this poem find it very amusing, puts a smile on my face! Very nicely written, great use of alliteration absolutly fantastic. has a great flow to it and i could read it again and again!

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That my friend Braz is a work of art..An alliteration strewn tongue twister to boot. Very well done, makes absolutely no sense to me at all..
Scott


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Uniquely F-U-N-N-Y
This is just beautifully funny as can be. Had to get out the old dictionary but after looking up 2 words I was LMAO again....your to much!
novy your AP wife
I love ya!


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i request translation please!! but i like how you did your rhyming, very well put together and a very good flow

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