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One Whip, Two Whip, Red Plug, Blue Plug

One whip, two whip.
Red plug, blue plug.
Black strap, blue strap.
Old rope, new rope.

This one has
a bullet vibe.
This one's great
to sit and ride.
Say! What a lot
of toys there are.

Yes! Plugs of red. And plugs of blue.
Ropes of old. And ropes of new.

sub is good.
And sub is glad.
And sometimes sub can be bad.

Why is sub
good and glad and bad?
I do not know.
Go ask your Dom.

Dongs are thin.
And dongs are fat.
The fat one hits
just the right spot.

From there to here,
from here to there,
kinky things
are everywhere.

When Mistress cums.
You will then know.
Give it fast.
And take it slow.

Boots are high.
And boots are low.

Not one of them
is like another.
Don't ask us why.
Go ask your Mistress.

Author notes

This is a parody of Dr. Seuss's One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

"I understand"

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  • Tears of Roses
    May 23, 2009

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    Are you sure they blue
    I can't find none
    hahaha best rhyme I could do

    Roses to you Lobo

    Teresa


  • Faerie Oracle
    December 22, 2008
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    I saw this one and was like, Hey I remember this poem!

    Very well done on this, I do think that the last few lines are a little rougher then the rest of the poem as well though. Happy to see you in the contest!

    Thanks for entering our contest!

    Midnight Raeven


  • Lucian Valcor
    December 22, 2008
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    very nice flow all the way up until the end the last few lines just dont seem to fit the rest of the poem other then that I liked the poem the flow and rhythm was well done and just as asked this is very dr suessy in a very twisted way lol i love the poem

    Lucian"


  • shimmer
    May 3, 2008
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    bravo


  • Sylvyrwyng gold member
    April 24, 2008

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    ROFLMAO... I just knew you were going to throw this one in for fun! Thanks hon... this one is a good one in the erotica/humor departments. LMAO


  • Mistress Rose silver member
    April 23, 2008

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    Yeaaaa........ if Dr. Suess only knew what became of his classics very nicely written my dear.


    Mistress Rose


    • Master Ktulu silver member
      April 23, 2008
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      thank You Mistress.......

      guess one might say i have had some fun with the classics today.


  • Corvus Corone
    April 23, 2008
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    LMAO you already know what I think of this

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