Mario in his swiftest of movements
Jumps on shrooms to get what he needs
His addiction fulfilled and calmed now
His beauty is unchallenged as he stands
Bulk in both body and pants showing off,
All he has to offer with beer belly included
Luigi having no food, dying from starvation
Throws a fireball to cook up some turtle
Common delicacy among hillbillies
The party has only begun everyone is invited
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lolol, hilarious, marios true description. they should put this on the box. a great poem
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Ewwww turtle
Hehehe... love the hillbillies bit
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
lol - hhillbillies huh?
thank you for your entry
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Wow.. well thats a side I've never seen before..lol.. I love it! though.. It made me laugh ..Well done, best of luck to you..
Jetleena
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Yay! I always thought Mario Brothers was a terribly surreal game when taken from a realists view. I mean, come on, mushrooms, koopas, etc? What bad acid trip, well, 'shroom trip', was Miyamoto on when he concocted the game?
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