Oh the joy that comes this dawn
when we can celebrate the birth of greatness,
a grand lady poetess so masterfully skillful
whose every word brings such beauty to the world.
So in honor of all she does an her radiant talent,
which shines to bright
I have prepare a modest and tasteful party
in keeping with her spirit of quiet dignity and grace.
First comes the entertainment.
A wonderful clown, Chuckles Mad Dog Phlegmsucker.
He will keep you riveting by his balloon creations,
specializes in making aliens
favorite is a green slime thingy
from Planet Snavely-thistle.
To add to your joy will be the chance
for savoring the little sounds
from Edna and Ethel Frump's
spoons and kazoo review.
They are bold, daring, totally innovative
and may even treat you to their rendition
of "When the Saints Go Marching Home"
on their enema device
turned into a bagpipe.
As for food, I have the best chef
that my budge could afford.
Sally Upchuck.
Young and enthusiastic,
her cakes are so amazing,
truly you will cherished forever
a bite of her special,
tofu, sauerkraut,
headcheese and maple syrup
seven layer cake.
But you won't have to worry
about any of it going to your waistline,
because I have a gift of a new incredible diet
by the nutrition guru, Dr. N Denial.
Hope I can help sell lots of his book copies
the money will come in handy for his widow.
Here is just a glimpse at the miracle
available through his plan:
All of which to say
with a smile or two
have the best birthday ever!
Honorable mention
Adding your comment:
Very creative work here. Thanks so much for the time and effort to create this for me. I appreciate it!
I know Jeannie will love this. 
~ Desire~*~
