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Lettuce Be Together.

I woke up hungry.
I took a shower.
I was still hungry.
I sat up my laptop for the internet.
I was still hungry.


I walked to the kitchen.
I opened the fidge.
A plate of bacon called my name.
I grabbed the plate popped it in the microwave.
beep. beep. beep. beep. Done.
Grab it out. Toast the bread. Grab the bag of lettuce.
Set out to make my sandwhich.



One hand full of lettuce.
Two hand full of lettuce.
Three hand full of lettuce.

 


BUG!

 

Dead, but still very much a bug.
Large wings. Brown Head. Hunched over.
Even in death i hear it hiss.

Dropped the bread. bacon. ranch dressing. on the floor.
SPLAT.


Run away. SCREAMING.

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  • Angelflower
    April 25, 2008

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    AH. well I've had that happen to me a few times actually... I always forget to clean that drawer out ..lol.. But this really made me laugh.. I like the ending the most..lol. best of luck!!

    J.


  • adios muchachos gold member
    April 25, 2008
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    Lettuce prey

    Nice poem!
    Nice hair-cut!


  • Silent-Myst
    April 25, 2008

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    Oh man that would be so gross. I hate bugs! It is quite a funny thought though. I could picture myself doing that and then laughing at myself later =)
    Good job


  • righteousme
    April 23, 2008

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    ewwww... sorry.... lol... i loved the read though... thanks for sharing... you made me laugh...


    • EverxEnding silver member
      April 24, 2008
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      hahaha!
      Looking back it is really funny.
      but still VERY gross.

      thanks yous!


  • Perception
    April 22, 2008

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    haha... Very cute...! I love this... This is a wonderful story you have penned here..

    You gave me a few giggles

    • EverxEnding silver member
      April 23, 2008
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      ehhh blah!!
      I dont want to think about it any more!


      glad you liked it!

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