I woke up hungry.
I took a shower.
I was still hungry.
I sat up my laptop for the internet.
I was still hungry.
I walked to the kitchen.
I opened the fidge.
A plate of bacon called my name.
I grabbed the plate popped it in the microwave.
beep. beep. beep. beep. Done.
Grab it out. Toast the bread. Grab the bag of lettuce.
Set out to make my sandwhich.
One hand full of lettuce.
Two hand full of lettuce.
Three hand full of lettuce.
BUG!
Dead, but still very much a bug.
Large wings. Brown Head. Hunched over.
Even in death i hear it hiss.
Dropped the bread. bacon. ranch dressing. on the floor.
SPLAT.
Run away. SCREAMING.





thanks yous!


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