A Story For The Lassies!

Once upon a time in a land so grand
There lived an ancient family so bland
So irritating, so stupid
But still alive, albeit putrid
Whilst one day the daughter ran alone
In some forest away from home
(She was but thirteen, but I won't snitch
If you fall for her, she's quite the ...)
She ran across a thief trying to steal cheese
She laughed at him as he passed her by
But then he stopped and asked her why
She chucked, saying, "You stupid man,
That's the Odel's cheese, texture like sand
I'll get you some better, so don't be late
For I really do really hate to wait."
And so she left, ran into her brother
And said, "Can you give this to mother,"
Handing him the old Odel's cheese
She ran with a wink, oh what a tease
She got home and shuffled through the refrigerator
For the oldest cheese mother had made her
And she took it back to that appointed place
And gave the the thief that cheesy disgrace
He laughed and cried, "You stupid wh---!
This cheese is no good, I don't want it no more."
And he bent her over and raped her.

The End.