Check Me Out

Oh my GAWD- check me out!
I just blew the biggest bubble
Tell you what, tell me now
What else d'ya think I can do?

Maybe I'll style your hair,
With the sticky remains
Maybe I'll blow until I break
And take you with me

If you can see what I'm thinking
Maybe you'll understand why
I hate the world and oh my GAWD
Check me out!

Oh my GAWD- check you out!
Talk about lacking some style
I thought that retro was in
And that retarded was so out

Can't you think for yourself?
Do you have to take my picture
Just to feel like your not quite
So pathetic.

Go ahead,
Stare into space,
And just forget
The human race-
It's not like
You've made your mark,
Or ever plan to.

So give up;
Just give in,
And let the
Pressure sink
Into whatever is
Left of your mind..
And free will.