Dude what did I do all I did was put glue in your shoe.
Everything I did do you can't prove I did to you.
Perhaps its because your tires are flat.
Unless its puttling super glue in your holster and hat.
Though it could be the pink dye in your shampoo and hair.
You still can't prove I did that stuff to you or your poor chair.
Are you mad because the initials F.U. were shaved into your dogs fur.
Now it could be that hooker named Sue that I sent to you.
Don't blame me for the green soap that turned you blue that one afternoon.
Maybe it's that time you met tiny tim in the trashbin.
Even if I did all this, what the problem is can you prove I did it to you and will I do it again?
A contest entry
- I Need A Laugh by Blooming Poet.
300 points, ended April 29, 2008, 21 entries
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its no good but im having writers block
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Sorry but to be honest I just don't like it you can do better -
Cute, I kno what its like having writing block and my poems never turned out like this at all, they were worse
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Excellent
Very cute write. Keep up the good work and do not worry about writters block it comes and goes
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lol
lol that was funny i liked it makes you smile its great
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is this suppose to be like when you were mad at an x? Anyways it's random and i like random.
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haha i love this one!
its hilarous!
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