Spent the weekend with my sister and her boyfriend.
Saturday night we decided to go out and get some pizza.
I got to see their neighbor.
She wasn't bad looking at all.
We got back to the house.
My sister carrying the pizzas.
I was being a smart ass.
She looked at me and said "You won't get to eat any if you keep that up."
I looked at her with a grin and said "I'll just eat out your neighbor. I don't think she would mind that."
Ever since then they joke to tell her what I said.
Author notes
Yep I actually said that. My sister told me knock it off but I thought it was quite hilarious.
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- Make Me Laugh My Socks Off! by LonelyAngel.
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I had to search a bit but finally found this. I like it but the Part 2 is funnier to me. Guess I like inuendos. Seems you do too. Great writing and I'll be reading more of your works.
Sharon
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this was quite funny. I really liked it and hope it goes far in this contest. I really enjoyed the mild humour i this.
well done,
thanks,
good luck.
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ya knw az a lezbian i got it right off but its still funny to hear sometimes
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hahahhahahahahaha oh god when im eating out and im having pizza im going to think about this!!
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amazing
absolutely amazing...def something I could actually see you saying which makes it ten times better. lol
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haha this is great!
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haha niiiice
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Ah, yeah this is pretty funny. I say that sort of things with my siblings too, just cause it makes them sick to think of such things lol this was neat.
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Thanks glad you liked it.
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Haha. That's great. Me and my sister have a lot of new inside jokes since I came out. It's true- Lesbians DO have more fun
I appreciate your comments. They really do mean a lot x -
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Glad you like this one. I tend to say things without thinking. I am looking forward to reading more of you works.
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lol
wow
amazing
thats really amazing
love it
thank you for sharing your poem
keep up the good work lol
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Only you
I now have a new look on Pizza...which is my fav...This will be with me for a life time ...I no longer want to be around anyone when I have pizza...cause i will be laughing my ass off . Your so funny great write.
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Glad I could help out there.
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wow this is cool so how long ago was this? LOL
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like two months it was after me and my gf broke up
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Nice tale. I don't think I'll ever be able to look the folks next door in the face without laughing now.
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Haha okay the title... I think I about choked when I read it. That sounds like something you would do. I can just picture it. There's a story that'll hang over your head for quite some time. lol You must have a pretty cool family if they can deal with your comment. Perhaps our families should meet. There would be absolute chaos!
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Wow if you choked i would love to come and give you CPR. I do tend to say things like that without thinking. There is enough chaos in my family right now that's for sure. My dad's side can't really stand the fact I am a lesbian but my mom's side they are all cool with it. But I would prefer to meet you and then your family not all at once. that would be a rush.
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Well, -cough cough- I did choke so I suggest you get your butt over hear and perform CPR. I tend to say things without thinking quite often, so no worries love. My sperm donor's side of the family doesn't completely know yet. I told my father and he took, okay I suppose. My mother on the other hand is bisexual so she took it fairly well. I would prefer you meet me before my family as well. Just lemme know when and where. =]
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Oh well I would love to do that CPR on ya. Well I would love to meet you.
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Hehehe. Dirty jokes are amaaazing.
I absolutley love it man!!!
=] Great job.
I'm sure i'd Eat her [out] too.lololol
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thanks glad ya liked it. Instead of her how aobut me?
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You're very very welcome.
Hahaha.. niiice
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Ah OK
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-hugs-
You never know. hehe.
Check out my latest
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Oh I will be sure to check it out right now.
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lol
That WAS hilarious!
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Yep it was you should've been there. It's better to see the facial expressions people make.
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