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Eating Out *wink*

Spent the weekend with my sister and her boyfriend.
Saturday night we decided to go out and get some pizza.
I got to see their neighbor.
She wasn't bad looking at all.
We got back to the house.
My sister carrying the pizzas.
I was being a smart ass.
She looked at me and said "You won't get to eat any if you keep that up."
I looked at her with a grin and said "I'll just eat out your neighbor. I don't think she would mind that."
Ever since then they joke to tell her what I said.

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Yep I actually said that. My sister told me knock it off but I thought it was quite hilarious.

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  • ShaShay
    October 30

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    I had to search a bit but finally found this. I like it but the Part 2 is funnier to me. Guess I like inuendos. Seems you do too. Great writing and I'll be reading more of your works.
    Sharon


  • LonelyAngel
    October 21

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    this was quite funny. I really liked it and hope it goes far in this contest. I really enjoyed the mild humour i this.

    well done,
    thanks,
    good luck.

    xYx


  • broken-torn
    October 19
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    ya knw az a lezbian i got it right off but its still funny to hear sometimes


  • foreheadofgod
    October 7
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    hahahhahahahahaha oh god when im eating out and im having pizza im going to think about this!!


  • sstanley890
    September 21
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    amazing

    absolutely amazing...def something I could actually see you saying which makes it ten times better. lol


  • Leanna-bean
    September 17
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    haha this is great!


  • vanessa lez
    December 18, 2008
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    haha niiiice


  • spice12087
    August 8, 2008

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    Ah, yeah this is pretty funny. I say that sort of things with my siblings too, just cause it makes them sick to think of such things lol this was neat.
    ~~Tori~~


  • Icarus
    May 4, 2008

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    Haha. That's great. Me and my sister have a lot of new inside jokes since I came out. It's true- Lesbians DO have more fun

    I appreciate your comments. They really do mean a lot x

    • lesbian-in-love
      May 5, 2008
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      Glad you like this one. I tend to say things without thinking. I am looking forward to reading more of you works.


  • kitty23
    April 28, 2008

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    lol

    wow

    amazing
    thats really amazing

    love it

    thank you for sharing your poem

    keep up the good work lol



    KITTY


  • Living dead girl 626
    April 28, 2008

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    Only you

    I now have a new look on Pizza...which is my fav...This will be with me for a life time ...I no longer want to be around anyone when I have pizza...cause i will be laughing my ass off . Your so funny great write.


  • Sheilasbabygal4life
    April 26, 2008
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    wow this is cool so how long ago was this? LOL


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    April 25, 2008

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    Nice tale. I don't think I'll ever be able to look the folks next door in the face without laughing now.


  • XxTattered WingsxX
    April 24, 2008

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    Haha okay the title... I think I about choked when I read it. That sounds like something you would do. I can just picture it. There's a story that'll hang over your head for quite some time. lol You must have a pretty cool family if they can deal with your comment. Perhaps our families should meet. There would be absolute chaos!

    • lesbian-in-love
      April 24, 2008

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      Wow if you choked i would love to come and give you CPR. I do tend to say things like that without thinking. There is enough chaos in my family right now that's for sure. My dad's side can't really stand the fact I am a lesbian but my mom's side they are all cool with it. But I would prefer to meet you and then your family not all at once. that would be a rush.

      • XxTattered WingsxX
        April 24, 2008
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        Well, -cough cough- I did choke so I suggest you get your butt over hear and perform CPR. I tend to say things without thinking quite often, so no worries love. My sperm donor's side of the family doesn't completely know yet. I told my father and he took, okay I suppose. My mother on the other hand is bisexual so she took it fairly well. I would prefer you meet me before my family as well. Just lemme know when and where. =]


  • Poetic Obscenity
    April 21, 2008

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    Hehehe. Dirty jokes are amaaazing.
    I absolutley love it man!!!

    =] Great job.

    I'm sure i'd Eat her [out] too.lololol


  • Cerulean Sunrise gold member
    April 21, 2008
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    lol

    That WAS hilarious!


    • lesbian-in-love
      April 21, 2008
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      Yep it was you should've been there. It's better to see the facial expressions people make.

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