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I Know You Think I Am Weird


I know you think I am weird,
I see it in your eyes.
Laughing at me as you peered,
The way I ate my fries.

Just because they're in my nose,
You think that's really sick.
But when I hold them with my toes,
You grab one in a quick.

So tell me, is it me or you
Who is the weirdest ham?
I'm pretty weird but you are too,
Cause you favor toe jam!




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  • Granny Goose silver member
    August 12, 2008

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    This is so funny !! You had me giggling the whole way through this delightful poem.
    Great job
    Dee

  • Welcome to All Poetry

    It is so good to read a funny write that makes me smile, as a greeter you see a variety of different writes. it is adorable with vivid imagery that really grapss the readers humour. a powerufl and unique piece which i adore. well done

    Charlotte
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  • Gypsie Ink
    April 22, 2008
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    Amusing!

    and gross....eeewww, yuck. Adorable write. Thank you for sharing!


  • Spiritual Poet gold member
    April 22, 2008

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    hee hee

    THIS WAS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I love it. I love a warped sense of humor and this is great


  • Angelflower
    April 21, 2008

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    this was so funny!! lol.. you did such a great job with this.. You made me laugh so hard...Great write..
    Jetleena

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