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A Mother’s Tough Love

Like it or not, I won’t call you THINKER
I named you Biff
Child, what’s the rift?
Not everyone has the writing gift

My son, relax
This is your ‘Mother’
I asked you to please stop hiding your pills
(Under your cover)
You’re loud, rowdy and obnoxious
I should have watched you more closely
Those paint chips were toxic

Believe it or not, billions came from me before your birth
I am filled with life
I’m the Earth
Rain filled me up to quench their thirst
Baby, those friends of yours are dangerous
Your bubble is about to burst

Acceptance will come in time
(But change your game first)
I just don’t want to see you get hurt
I know you’re attracted to danger
(You’re such a flirt)
Well, good luck in these “Warz”
(And honey…straighten your wig and fix your skirt)…

Author notes

This my newest character in "The THINKER's Word Warz". Please welcome "Earth" giving 'The THINKER' some mother's advice...lol. ZING!!! hahaha. POOF! He's gone...lol.

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  • xPink-Lotusx
    April 20, 2008
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    ROFL

    'I know you’re attracted to danger
    (You’re such a flirt)
    Well, good luck in these “Warz”
    (And honey…straighten your wig and fix your skirt)…'

    LMAO!! This is just too funny! I love this retort! Well done, bravo! You got that right, ZING indeed!


    • AsIThink gold member
      April 20, 2008

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      LMBO...part 2 (lol)..Thanks. Glad that you liked it. And what about the background? lololol... Ahhh, maybe the pic of "Thinker" when he was a baby? You never know, huh (Mom?)...lol


      • xPink-Lotusx
        April 20, 2008
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        Lol! "Thinker" when he was just a wee little "Stinker".. "shut yo mouth!" .. (Mom's) Blackmail stash!

        rofl..


  • Swangrnv gold member
    April 19, 2008

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    wth?

    l.o.l. I'll tell u later! this is funny! that thinker dude had it coming! I swear some folks... l.o.l.!
    girl u did your thing! l.o.l.

    • AsIThink gold member
      April 19, 2008
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      "girl"??? Who's commenting? I'll see that The Page Inker gets this message...(automated message #43...BEEP!). lol...


  • EmmaLuLu
    April 19, 2008
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    kwl

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