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Gold - Bouncy Duck

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Gold - Bouncy Duck
Bouncy Bouncy on the duck,
low and behold my foot gets stuck.

Damn thing won't let go of my foot,
then he turns around and says "stay put."

I freak and panic, scream and cry,
jab my finger in his eye.

Then I holler "help," real loud,
as I look towards the clouds.

Then I ask God "how could this be,
that this bouncy duck is attacking me."

All of a sudden I feel a mind numbing pain,
that damn duck bit my leg severing a vein.

Blood begins to spew all over the place,
and my leg turns as white as my face.

I pass out due the blood flowing everywhere,
but then, was awaken by my husband saying
"you're having a nightmare."

I look around still panicking and see no duck,
but my foot just happened to be stuck.

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