If I could swim
the ocean blue.
I'd remove my clothes
and do it for YOU.
If I could fly
the beautiful sky.
I'd jump out of a plane
and for you I'd die.
If I could float
on a fluffy white cloud.
I'd do it in the nude
and scream I LOVE YOU out loud.
If given the chance.
I would go to the moon
be a stupid ass
and sit there till noon.
For you I'd walk the plank
jump in the ocean
and get hit by a tank
so you could take my love to the bank.
If you think I'm stupid
I might just cast a spell
and blame it on cupid.
So I can chime my wedding bell.
The ends of the Earth
I just might jump
if given the chance for us to bump
till my back has a big hump.
Oh the things I would do
to prove my love to you.
I'd have sex from 10 till two
and suck you till my face is blue.
TOOTLE LOO BABY I LOVE YOU.
Author notes
just wanted to do something kinda funny but hey most of these things i would do...to show my guy that i love him...i know i'm silly but hey i hope you guys get a laugh or two..cause hey laughter makes the world go round...tootle loo...catch you laterzzzzzzzzzzz..DI
Written December 12th, 2003
In a list
A contest entry
- Make Me Feel by LostInThought.
250 points, ended December 22, 2003, 25 entries
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Comments
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Very nice. Won't your jaw start hurting though? Hmmm... maybe that's just with me, ANYWAY, Thank you for entering the contest, I'm glad that another humour poem was added.
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Thumps up! Lucky man! LOL!
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i liked it alot and he is definitely a lucky man for you todo all of that...especially sucking until you were blue...thats alot of sucking, hehehe!
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Good sense of humor.Some very funny and silly lines which I enjoyed .Still laughing.As Yogi Berra would say having fun is really a lot of fun.
Bill
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