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“The problem, when I have orgasms,
is that I find that my nose also spasms.”
This Canadian miss
enjoyed the bliss
‘cause her sneezes were felt in her chasm.


Author notes

Limericks aren’t for the lazy
their origins are a bit hazy
but I’ll do my best
in this contest
to bring a smile to the face of Cupcrazy.

Picture Credit: laughing? by ~iridel (http://iridel.deviantart.com/art/laughing-58862050)

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  • CitrineSunrise
    April 20

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    Very well done with a salty message and great meter. I'll probably remember this limerick every time I sneeze. Good luck in this contest. Peace, Liz

  • kiwigirljacks gold member
    April 17

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    LOL.. very nawty limerick!! You are great that these tongue-in-cheek writes!


  • Cupcrazy gold member
    April 16
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    Wonderful hun, loved it Hugs, Bunny


  • sheltered
    April 16
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    Now that's some tough rhyming done very well and a personal touch to boot. Much respected.

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