Come to me.
Bring me your scarlet A
and I will grab a red sharpie and add
w-e-s-o-m-e.
I don't care if you have
knocked over a liquer store
or buried Jimmy Hoffa
in your back yard.
I see the squirrels shaking,
up in the trees
barking their little heads off.
I just can't bring myself to do
anything but chuckle.
There are places in this world
where trifles and pettiness
do not matter.
I am one of them.
So, come to me and
bring me your sack of
devastations and trifles.
I will rip them off
your body with my teeth.
I will fuck you with
my giant ego-penis,
reaching places still virgin.
You will spit out
twenty pages of
prize-winning prose
every time you come.
I'll wash my pecker
in Holy Water
and give you absolution
in every hole.
What are you waiting for?
We can film it.
Put it on U-tube!
You can make me wear a bag
over my head if
you are embarrassed.
Life is too precious
to play by the rules
of people who don't have
a fucking clue what it
is really about.
I'll try not to be too rough,
but if I should push your head
down into the water during intercourse,
you will hear the song of the whales...
it's really, really loud!
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Look hard! See if there is really anything
drawing you... calling you...
answering your prayers,
paralelling your dreams,
and take it!
If not...
come to me.
Second choice is good, too.
Author notes
Stream of consciousness. I did my best Henry Miller impersonation. I am certain there will be enough sappy shit.
In a list
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As I read thru these I wonder if she has faked her own disappearance to muse for all of you. Damn this is good....If I was ever in hiding a giant ego-penis would certainly lure me back. Nice plan.
Absolutely perfect ending. I loved it.
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I don't know where you are, but I am certain it would reach...
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Does this mean you will forgive her politics and choices of sports teams??? ha! ha! Or maybe you prefer to tongue lash her for these minor offenses... after you are done washing your giant ego-penis.... ? (your name does become you... hehehe!) (BTW... if this will make her come back, I'm all for it!!!)
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Nah. She won't come back for me, she thinks I am an idiot. Ha ha ha. I kept telling her what was going to happen, but she never believed me. It is such a burden being right all the time. It requires HONESTY.
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Wow! Did I really say that outloud?
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OMG!!! Lane will/would LOVE this!!! Good luck!
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Potty mouth!
Love,
Amera
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I love your comments. I only wish I could give this one stars.
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lol I like the take on this goodbye and the invitation. It would make her laugh too. Love, C
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Damn well said.
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OMG..ha. my head was spinniing before this..will comment later. i loved it. bookmarking.
loveyou
tory
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OMFG what a fabulous piece! I dare say I felt all revved up as I read this luscious piece of writing of yours. Men like you are impossible to find. A man with such creative and a willingness to give...What a rare find you are!
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We don't need ears to hear the spirit call...this is so you, Allan...I like that you don't say goodbye...ever!...Peace, Rhonda
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Very sad she's gone!
I'm sure she would have loved this write!!
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I like this.
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