His eyes lit up like fire,
his loins burned with desire
for she was scantily clad
the girl...she was bad,
and a string, her only attire.
He tried his best to resist,
but his pheromones did insist.
So he bought her a drink,
it was so hard to think...
when his lips she tenderly kissed.
Now Joe was married you see,
as faithful as he could be.
He knew this was wrong,
but his longing was strong...
so gladly he paid Kim her fee.
Then out the door they went,
got into his vintage old Bent...
As he drove along,
she removed her thong.
Her name wasn't Kim, it was Kent!
Poor Joe lost control of his car,
now all he could see were stars.
It was all quite a blur,
such commotion and stir.
His wife's voice sang from afar.
What are you doing she said?
Have you completely lost your head?
It wasn't a dream,
now it did seem...
Old Joe would rather be dead.
A contest entry
- Limericks Only, Make me Laugh!!!!!!!! by Cupcrazy.
550 points, ended April 20, 19 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Oh my!!!!
It gave me the cold shivers. I love it. I read your profile in rhyme and said, "Mom?" Only my mother could do that. To describe her, a slightly heavier version of Donna Reed. All beauty, smiles and laughter. An angel on the piano, no one could stay mad or unhappy in her presence for long. You are going on my favorites list.
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Thanks, glad you enjoyed this silly litte read
...I've read your "Lost Treasure", and can tell by your endearing words that she not only was an angel on the piano, but also a beautiful angel on earth, who served her purpose well
Blessings,
Sassy
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I like this limerick chain of laughter. The story is cool, especially the Kim is Kent part. The rhyming is good and it flows smoothly.
Well done!
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This was a wonderful story that kept its rhythm throughout. I think this story could truly be called "poetic justice". Good luck in this contest. Peace, Liz
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thanks
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hehehe i like this with the chain of them, much better than a single one in my opinion, this was funny and flowed greatly
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thank you
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Fantastic, a great limerick chain, loved it Hugs, Bunny
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thanks for the gold, and a contest that finally aroused my lazy muse
Sassy
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