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Fucking Alter Boy [WARNING: religiously offensive. :)]

Hey, hey, hey, come here little alter boy,
come here little flesh of purity.
Even if you haven't reached your maturity
come along, just take my hand
and let me confess something to you,
come with me into this booth.

Yeah, fucking little alter boy,
fucking little boy.
I sure like to fuck the alter boy.

I want to put my Jesus inside of you,
I want to show you all that he can do,
I want to give you a taste of real religion.

Yeah, fucking little alter boy,
bend over, so sweet, always so coy.
I sure like to fuck the alter boy.

Hey, take off your clothes,
hey now come to me,
close your eyes and count to three.
(one, two, three...
one, two, three, don't scream.)

Your skin is so soft, so soft
I can't wait to touch it all
I can't wait to confess my feelings
(don't call it sexual when you're kneeling..).

Yeah, fucking little alter boy,
I love the youth so much,
I love to fuck the alter boy, yes, oh so very much.

Hey now little alter boy, don't tell anyone.
This is our secret, and not even the nuns.

Yeah, I love fucking the alter boy.

Author notes

Come here, little alter boy,
follow me behind these trees.
Don't let the wild scare you,
now get down on your knees.

(Pray ... pray ... pray)

Save your least breath,
call out to the lord if you have any left.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ
I think I've reached a brand new high,
higher than any Heaven, any Paradise.





pr0nz?
lulz. :B

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  • Mr-Nevers gold member
    March 19
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    In the immortal words of Christopher Hitchens and his view towards the Roman Catholics: no child's behind left.


  • badnovocaine
    September 5, 2008

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    Hey the comments before me said it all.... Great poem. I love this one truely because its out of the mainstream, you dont find many poems like this anymore. Well said.


  • Mr-Nevers gold member
    April 17, 2008

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    XD

    Not only does religion rape society, it rapes it's members.

    You've turned blasphemy into poetry.
    I'm proud of you
    <3


  • Helena.DeLetum
    April 15, 2008

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    love it!!!

    As sad as this is, it's so true. I really liked lines 16-24. That part was what I would think is perfect to describe what happens.

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