I’ve never met this fellow,
but his poetry I’ve read
and I’ve come to the conclusion
there are words that must be said!
He wrote, “Alligator Water”
about a blond-haired, blue-eyed lass.
A poor, misfortuned city girl
who had to swim to save her Ass!
He was howling at a ‘Streetlight’
In “Ahhh Yes, Tonight’s the Night”.
A ‘Hot Date‘, he would ‘Titillate’
had neighbors run in Fright!
A Wedding, He will Go!
A Wedding, He will Go!
How he ever Marries,
I guess we’ll never know!
He had a job--The pay was keen!
He married a Hog by the name of Doreen!
She did her ‘Little Piggy’ Dance
and fell right through his ‘TV Screen’!
I was amazed at all his Conquests!
All the Glories of his Past!
He wants to fly an airplane
up Bin Laden’s Ass!
Road Dog Wolf, I'm here to warn you!
The ‘White Coats’ are coming soon.
A Straight-Jacket, they'll put on you
while you're Howling at the Moon!
They’ll escort you to a Padded cell
and we’ll hear you loud and clear
with your wolf-call in the moonlight
“HOOOWWLLL THE HELL DID I GET HERE!?”
Author notes
The Roast of Roaddog Wolf
In a list
A contest entry
- The Roast of Roaddog Wolf by dustookie2.
3200 points, ended May 6, 2008, 7 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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OMG~~
Now this is one funny roast
Oh My Word~ I am Happy I was not drinking when I was reading this
it would have sprayed the screen
Love the rhyme and the tale told....Hilarious!!
Love it!!
Congratulations on Your Trophy win!
-Throws confetti-
Woooooooooo Hoooooooooooo
Thank You for sharing Your Humor and Spirit~
Many blessings to You in all You do Sweet One
Best wishes too
and much love~ Desire~*~
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The Alligator Water was the first poem I read from roaddog as well....still i have images haunting my head.LMAO you have roasted this roaddog with a flame that would singe the hair on his mooning wedgey and screaming like that girl he left swimming in that river.... this roaddog's passion for his beloved ridged framed '69 Harley pulled apart and so lovingly restored, .... almost ....and of course a few choice words of endearnment f###*** some unkown to man all that hot air gone to his head ... seems to me there is a theme running in this roast .....excellently penned still smiling nicely roasted and not charred.
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LMAO
I must be loosing it I know I wrote an answer to this once , I must of forgot to send it .
this was good only I had already been married and divorced before I took the drift down the alligator infested waters of Northern California's Eel river, LOL
Fun write thanks for entering
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It was hoped that we would be judging the Roast of Roaddog Wolf on the 27th April as this is his one year on AP....Karen/Poetic Whisperer is moving house and we have not been able to contact her...yep made the hard decision to extend this till 4th May ...... sorry if it causes anyone problems...
Thank you.
Mook
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Excellent
Terrific roast. You did great. I'm sure he'll love it. Best of luck in the contest.
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Awesome job, funny as hell! Best of luck in the contest.
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Great job!
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