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Hair it Is.

Missing image
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I wonder where the damned thing is,
cause I wanna do a great big piss.

It isn’t here and it isn’t there,
bloody hell I’ve looked everywhere,
but cant find it amongst all this hair.

But this what to me God gave,
but maybe I should have a body shave.

Maybe I should just let it flow,
for down the gutter it will go,
anyway who the blazes will know ??


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  • ashjoe76
    June 17

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    :)

    very very funny poem.am glad that this got a bronz, but need to really check whether anything can be better than this. congrats!


  • Birgitte silver member
    April 16

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    haha! this is really funny! And maybe a bit disturbing...? I don't know. It really made me laugh though, and I applaud you for that!


  • Clinging-to-Life
    April 14

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    LOL ...very cute. love the first stanza lol great opening for the entire peice. Great job. gave me a smile.


  • arafura
    April 14

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    Great fun to read mate! We could all do with a bit more humour in our lives! Good luck in the contest!


    • Bazza silver member
      April 14
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      Laugh Loud.

      Thanks mate .... our motorhome club magazine have the motto "Laugh loud and live longer" and I agree, especially when we laugh at ourselves. Funny enough though, they call thenselves "Grey Nomads" yet they get offended when I refer to them as Grey Gonads ..... life is so strange ...
      Thanks for the clappies and kind words.
      Barry

  • CountryCousin
    April 14

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    Funny.

    This is a very funny take on the picture and the contest. My word, I would never have thought of this but as a person who loves humor, this is great.


  • Gwenevere
    April 14
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    It seems you can't find it, so you must be a Where Wolf HA Ha, Ros


    • Bazza silver member
      April 14
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      Hair, hair every bloody where ...

      Where amongst all that hair,
      but guess I do not dare,
      bloody hell!! I don't really care,
      but life can be so unfair,
      But a where Wolf in his lair ??
      From a damsel so fair ??
      I now what to do about that thing,
      Tie to it a long piece of string,
      and when it's needed, a tug will bring,
      it to my hand to hold and cling.


      Thanks for the comment Ros and the clappies that went with it...
      Barry

  • LilyAngel
    April 14

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    Hilarious!

    I find this quite funny, and intriguing
    Thanks a lot for posting this.


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    April 14

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    The male nude doesn't offend me, so long as the male nude in question is Orlando Bloom. Fozzie Bear (above) I can do without.


    • Bazza silver member
      April 14
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      A blunt razor blade

      Orlando Bloom ??? sounds like a bottle of bad wine ... (Orlando wine of course) and Don't you mean Fuzzie Bare ?... a good play on words especially when he looks like a bear. You never cease to amaze me !!!
      Bazzie

  • Sgt B silver member
    April 14

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    Hahahaha

    And other men have what we call a dickie-do.
    Thats wheer your belly sticks out farther then your
    dickie do. Couldn't stop laughing after reading this one. Great job my friend.
    ~Ron~


  • artis gold member
    April 14

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    ha, ha, you see these guys in speedos in Miami

    looking like big foot in a speedo, with no where to put the lotion without resembling a coconut oil lathered body shampoo, great write, on a growing topical subject.
    age helps in the long run, hair today...gone tomorrow~~Lol-Artis

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