for solving each energy and obesity concern
helping extra large whose diet had failed
as cars get new, totally efficient fuel to burn.
At last flab will be slowly sucked away
with a vacuum hose inserted in behind
auto burning fat for running each day
excess pounds by miles do hence decline.
Inspired system required special innovation
so the fuel exhausts didn't cause vile pollution
requiring naked skin to give off extra perspiration
to overpower stench from lard's incineration.
Drive through places fortune selling diet drink
which gives protein creating much less gas
so burping side effect won't add to the stink
even though odor still smells like something crass.
Biggest flaw to this type a radical reduction plan
is how sucking ends up affecting the brain cells
eyes start seeing pedestrians as a produce stand
ignoring people in crosswalks while having spells.
Insurance companies still deciding over their new rates
accident risks up, but chubby frames need less repair
health programs elated over drivers with slimmer weights
government creating emission standards for BO stained air.
Gold trophy winner
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