Oopsie Daisy!

Oh, the horror, the horror,
This isn't an Explorer!
It's just a Mini Cooper,
It's brought me to a stupor!

The car is far too small,
I can barely fit in it at all!
I'm afraid I've made a folly,
I'm a bit too fat and jolly!

I must have been blind,
And out of my mind!
I should've thought and contrived,
Given the car a test drive!

But no, I bought it because it was cute,
And handed the dealer all of my loot!
I've really made a huge mistake,
For now I am stuck and my belly aches!

I'm such a huge dope,
Does anyone have some soap?
I need some help to get out of here,
Please someone, help me, this is really severe!

Oh look, here comes a nice, kind fellow,
"Please help me get out of this," I bellow!
"I have an idea, but you'll have to have trust,"
Is what he replied, "Because it's a must!"

He comes over and starts to tickle me,
I squirm, then pop! I'm suddenly free!