Starkle starkle little twink
who the heck you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here the longer I get
Just give me one more drink to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up.
Author notes
Still bored
A contest entry
- All for All (im taking all poems and no rules =) )) by Erozay.
550 points, ended May 9, 2008, 38 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - LOTS OF OPTIONS! by Shenanigans.
700 points, ended November 23, 2008, 37 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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LOL, I love this poem now this made me laugh.
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hmmm i wonder whose poem this could be lol sorry for my comments last time my comp flipped out but u did get tons of comments lol
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ROFL! This is the funniest read I've read in a long time. This one cracked me up. I really like it.
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Woot! This is hilarious! It takes a really twiztid mind to do something this wonderfully insane!
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here the longer I get
These are my favorite pair of lines. See, this is why I do not drink! Lol!
Very well written and side stitch funny. Omg I laughed so hard..
Bravo!
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this is funny
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u are
u are one messed up guy =) i like that lol and ure poem -
u are
u are one messed up guy =) i like that lol and ure poem -
u are
u are one messed up guy =) i like that lol and ure poem -
u are
u are one messed up guy =) i like that lol and ure poem -
u are
u are one messed up guy =) i like that lol and ure poem
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Funny as hell.
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