Companionship 101

If I had the money
the cash to throw around
I’d get me young girlfriend

I don’t mean an extra twenty
or fifty spot 
to leave on an end table
like you’d pay a hooker
for her services;
but full-time walking around
play money for her to do with
as she pleases cash.

Cause lets face it.

Some sweet young thing
wouldn’t want to be seen with a man
old enough to be her grandfather
unless he has deep pockets,
and as far as a sexual relationship goes

‘If you should be thinking along those lines’

and not just someone on your arm to walk into
your favorite bar with,
so friends could drool over her. 
You better have some real disposable income.
Cause this will eat into your 401 K plan faster
then a wife with cancer!