Tis silliness and gladly said
he died from rotten eggs and spam.
The grinch keeled. Oh! Oh! quite dead
from the whiff of that and processed ham.
His corpse, now stiff in its flatulence
lies in the graveyard. (decaying)
His most arrogant petulance
letting rip his most favorite saying.
Tooting his horn even today
he speaks of his masterful ways
in aromatic bouquet
of the Grinches final days.
Author notes
Green eggs and Ham
A contest entry
- Dr Seuss Paradoy contest by Sarah957.
475 points, ended April 17, 2008, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Smile even if your breath stinks! by Melvina.
450 points, ended May 2, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Criticize freely, I need input to improve
Comments
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Oh, giggle giggle! this was soooooo funny. Very well written with a good flow. Good luck and thanks for entering my contest!
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A funny poem with good imagery. The pictures in my head while reading this kept me smiling
Good luck in the contest
Dee
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A stinky poem..lol. Fantastic read for first one of the day
Made me laugh anyway. All the best in the contest with it
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Eww! You definately kicked up a stink with this. LOL! Love Dr Seuss. I have thought of one for spam too. I will save that for another day. This suited my mood perfectly. Good luck with the contest. sweetness x
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A fart poem that was written with detail. Interesting. Do you think Dr Seuss would approve? LOL
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Haha.. I really liked this.. It was so interesting.. The image in my head made me laugh when I read this...
Great write..and good luck with the contest..
Peace to you,
Jetleena
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I love it! Very descriptive..I can just see all this in my mind!
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