Elevator Funnies

1. Wear dark glasses while pretending your blind, grope everyone then claim you were trying to find the buttons.
2. Scratch yourself like there's no tomorrow then slide to the floor and scoot like a dog.
3. Use a straw and blow spit wads every where while yelling "Incoming".
4. Fill the entire elevator with balloons then stand in the lobby and watch the reactions. (maybe good for someone who has over night access to the elevator)
5. Buy a massive sized lollipop and lick it like its your lover, extra points for noises.
6. Tell everyone you just won the lottery and give them all a dollar bill. Give yourself one too then start licking it.
7. when you are alone in the elevator turn your back against the doors and just when they start to open bend over.
8. Start the whole room singing with "Sing Sing a Song" la la la la la, la la la la la
9. Wear a piece of clothing that has cuts in it or a wig with a very bad hair cut. Hold scissors in your hand and pretend your looking for a victim.
10. Ask someone of the opposite sex, "Soooo do you come here often?"


A freebie: Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!'
and move to the far corner of the elevator