1. Blow up a paper bag and wait for a few people to get in. When the moment is right pop the bag! (wear plastic coat you don't want coffee or other unexpected fluids on you)
2. Pick lint off the shoulders of everyone in the elevator.
3. Pick at everyones hair like a monkey looking for bugs then eat them.
4. Talk in a teeny tiny baby voice keep telling everyone you have to go potty and you lost your mommy.
5. Dress like a professional business person. Put pacifier in mouth and suck.
6. Stand in the back and blow bubbles so thick no one can escape them.
7. Wear all inner clothes as outer clothes and vice versa.
8. Stay in the back and slowly drop glitter on peoples shoes. They'll find it later.
9. Tickle everyone to death and yell, "Tickle Monster".
10. Pick your nose and ask the person next to you if it looks ready yet.
Author notes
All my own ideas, can you tell? lol. Ty for this contest and passing the fun along!
Comments
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funny woman! these are great...I guess I'll start carrying bubbles around with me
thanks for coming into my insanity for a moment.
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LMAO, you are insane! But a good insane for you wrote something very funny, true weird but funny! I think I shall try number five. But I won;t try it at work or I'll certainly get fired!
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