I tell the girls I have some money
They treat me like their little honey
I'm so rich you'd never know it
The ladies think I will never blow it
I've made a promise to every girl
That I will shower her with pearls
My mansion is known to all people
No one has seen my house or steeple
Acting is so very groovy
My name is John I'm in the movies
My time with women is very simple
I smile a lot and show my dimples
The Rolls is in my garage I say
It may be out sometime in May
I ride around in this Chevy
It bounces because it is so heavy
Money is coming cause they think I'm dying
God I'm Good At The Art Of Lying
A contest entry
- BackStabber! by GypsyEyes.
575 points, ended April 18, 2008, 28 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Nobody Perfect by Tara1396.
305 points, ended May 12, 2008, 16 entries
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Comments
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LOL. This is such an awesome poem!! I enjoyed the imagery so much. Thanks for the laugh and good luck.

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hahahahahaha you know you're wrong for that! this was very creative! not something i was expecting to read after all the other "my bestfriend stabbed in the back" poems! good job. thank you so much for entering my contest and i wish you the best of luck! NineTailedFox


