if god knew what I knew
there would probably be
snow in africa and well-
it will get pretty ugly
if he knows what I know
so if you hear
sudden tremors outside
please shut down the
somputer a.s.a.p
(he may peek in.)
anyways.
I know that he is
hard of hearing sometimes-
he never replies to
my prayers, you see;
when I was
cutting my hair
at the Angels’ Styles
I prayed the barber won’t
make me look bald & shiny
but he did anyway.
(so here's me
getting back at him!)
here's another one:
God’s /prayers.come.here.FM/
super extra-special radio
has broken down
& he is now
down and out with flu.
I’m not supposed to
tell you guys down here
but heck, you should know
it’s been like this
the past few days-
with his sniffling and me
listening to America's top chart
on his extra special radio.
life’s great sometimes.
Author notes
all in jest
A contest entry
- If God knew what I knew.... by walkingstick98.
450 points, ended April 28, 2008, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
