Matteo DiFaggi was the biggest asshole on the east side.
Course Ma thought he was lovely
because he attended mass every Sunday.
But she didn't know
all the times
he took it out
up in the choir loft
back pew.
Once,
between the Homily
and the Nicene Creed
he asked me
if I was a good girl.
I was honest with him.
I told him,
I said,
I'm not a very good person.
Though I did try once
a long time ago
but it didn't last long.
He smiled and took it out again.
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still crackin' me up...
long time, no hear (my bad), but i see you're still your obscene self.
does DiFaggi know DiPerverti?
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Ooh that Matteo should be ashamed of himself - bet he only had half inch and a wrinkle though lol!
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There's something remarkably ironic about reading this less than a week after seeing the Pope in NYC. I wonder if Matteo DiFaggi made an effort to travel from the East Side to Midtown to see the Pope at St. Patrick's Cathedral last Saturday. Or at least at Yankee Stadium on Sunday. Either way, I imagine if he did, there were some nuns who definitely weren't prepared for his penitence during the choral flourishes.
It's poems like this that remind me why it's remarkable that priests don't blush more often during confession.
Great stuff as always Dez. If you still talk to BillyD, say hello for me.
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I can remember, with a sense of humor, lowering myself to their level..
I'm a bad girl.
I wish I could have stayed in that headspace sometimes.
Now, i can't bring myself to give an inch of my body up. Something in me broke, I think, I'm not capable of just .. enjoying men anymore.
Sad, no??
Sorry, I realize this is tongue in cheek, and a funnyish write, but you know how I do ... you took me there,
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Holy Communion, huh?
Damn, did he ask in Latin?
Cool write!
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Damn that Matteo, he caught you at your worst again, didn't he? Geez, for your sake, I hope it was at least worth looking at [smiles]...
Much love,
Brazos
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Well this is so appropriate for the Pope's visit this month...lol Probably one of the best opening lines i've read in a while and S5 is just perfect...
one of my favorites by you for sure
al
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Only Desi can mix going to church and going to mass!!
now sister, get down on your knees and pray
spectacles, testicles, wallet - watch!! - AMEN!
I bet he bloody well smiled too... I know I did
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