Miss Katy had a steamboat
Her front door and a bell
And she used to love to say
Oh flipping....
Hello Mrs R!
And now I do declare
I really have to stop you
Stroking my....
Hairballs Hairballs!
Hairballs in the cat!
Mrs R bent to examine them
And the cat called her a...
Battered Sausages!
Katys favourite food
And while she eats them
She acts very..
Rudiments of Science
In her science class
When someone bends down
She kicks their...
Astatine and Yttrium
And you only need a K
So potassium comes from behind
And really saves the day!
Author notes
The theme was completely nicked from Miss Susie Had a Steamboat (As you can probably tell). Not a serious poem, just a joke. (Please don't yell at me about the nicked elements!)
And as for the Potassium, Astatine and Yttrium.... check your periodic table!
T'is I... TipperKat... I'm offended you didn't recognize my style... (joke)
A contest entry
- FAMILY WOOT..... by FallenEngel.
1000 points, ended April 27, 2008, 4 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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lol
Great poem here
thanks lol n i didnt recongnise u cuz ur the ONLY one whom i know whos mad bout science haha.
Im guessing if its a joke u dont wnat to be part of my fabulous family but ok fine we can live without yas haha.
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Um im not judging yet sorry for a late reply been very busy and not been able to get on.
WOuld like to ask could you please add your Username in you AN plz.
Make the contest a bit longer so i can get on top of things. THanks for entering. Will comment at a later date. again soz for delay
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