Ooooh! Ahhhh! Wow! *Click*
Oh my, look at his *click*
Giggle, Snicker, Tehe, Gasp
I can't help myself *laugh*
Check it out, they all stare
As your image checks his hair
Wink, Smile, Wink, Finger gun
Oh my isn't this just fun
Girls to boost your confidence
To bad they show no real interest
Smiling faces plastered on the wall
Watch yourself, might pull a ball
Hurry now, someone might see
How you shake it when you pee
Smiling cuties watching you
Seemingly saying "Ahh" and "Ooo"
*Click* *Snap* *Smile* Feel like a star
No matter how little or huge you are!
Author notes
This is for a picture prompt contest. Check out the contest page to see the picture. This is my first attempt at a really humorous piece. Hope other people think its as funny as I thought it was.
*I marked this as adult, because honestly I am not sure what would be considered adult.. Seemed appropriate and well, better safe than sorry.*
A contest entry
- And Men Don't Think Women Have a Sense of Humor! by imahealer.
525 points, ended April 6, 2008, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Ooooooh this is wonderful, #Wonderfully written. Good luck in the contest. Wonderful flow. It was a pleasure to read.
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Lmao this was ummm IDk it put a smile on my face so it fufilled its purpose. I liked the last stanza. Keep up the great writing hun and hope to read more by your soon. TTYS hopefully
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LOL LOL LOL!
i just had to go look and the pic and i am so glad i did, i burst out laughing, this is hilarious and a great write, well done! -
Heh... Cute... This was certainly funny ~~ nice one
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welldone
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cute. this definitely made me smile.
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I like it. It is funny>
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The Muse is back . . .
Can't believe you youhaven't done humorous before. Your sense was impeccable and the facts were accurate also. lol I enjoyed this. We like to think size is a state of mind. LOL At least convince as many people as possible of that. Great! You should try humour more often. ~ Timothy
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Oh, I definitely would say this is adult humor. Started to laugh with the second line! "smiling faces plastered on the wall
Watch yourself, might pull a ball." Still laughing! Didn't any of the women say eeuuuuu! AS in teeny weinie! I'm the queen of crotch watchers, so size does matter! LOL Thank so much for the entertainment. Best wishes on their pishes!
Shana -
NicE
It gose with the picture prompt!!!!! Nice wright
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