Much as I hate to say it and admit it,
I caught a glimpse of you.
Thomas Jefferson was wrong, all men are not created equal.
Take the guy on your left, he should complain to high heaven
as he got gypped.
The man two stalls down, now that is what I call a whopper.
As for you well maybe you should tell your wife
to not use grape jelly as a contraceptive.
I did not know you got grey hairs there?
Oops and to think that we women complain of sagging breasts.
You left ball reaches out into the hall.
But now I must go and give it a rest.
I can't wait to get out of here and tell all the rest.
Author notes
I learned while waiting for radiation in cancer treatment that men are indeed not created equal.
A contest entry
- And Men Don't Think Women Have a Sense of Humor! by imahealer.
525 points, ended April 6, 2008, 8 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Some of the things I suppose men wouldnot want to hear.
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LOL. This is very cute. I enjoyed the laugh. Laughter is good medicine. Wish there was more of it.
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Funny
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Grape jelly as a contraceptive?!
Love the las hyperbole there.
This is hilarious!
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Lol, this is funny and sly. I like how you used the prompt, and made it just the way a man would think. Now if he would actually run and gossip, thats another story. Still funny and well written.
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LOL great take on the prompt. Very different ideas that make delightful reads. Good luck in the contest.
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I think I know who wrote this and girl, you take the cake! The man who is a whopper, maybe he is the one who invented the Whopper at Mickey D's! As a massage therapist, believe me, men are not created equal! and the ones who are the largest always ask what I think of their penises! OMG! Thank you for this hilarious entry and best wishes! ONe man asked me to get a ruler and measure him! What is wrong with men? Do we ask if our canyons are too deep? LOL
Shana
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