Over-Inflated Ego

Well now ladies I must bid you adieu

I know you have all enjoyed the view

But so as to allow you a little rest

I take my leave since you've now seen the best

Please be assured that I will be back

I don't want you slighted by others who lack

Just hold your applause until I'm out of sight,

I'm glad to afford you such awesome delight

Peals of laughter echo down the office hall

generated from seeing something so small!

A contest entry

And Men Don't Think Women Have a Sense of Humor! by imahealer. 525 points, ended April 6, 2008, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

Please Be Courteous And Comment! I can see who visits.

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DarkHunter
April 4, 2008

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Now there's a sight to make it hard to pee - runs off the page. Ouch gets slaps by the missus, well you posted it dear. Women. Best of luck in the contest.

PS Women don't have a sense of humour they steal it from us men.
- JeannieD Hunter
  April 4, 2008
  
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  Now now dear, just because you are perfectly endowed doesn't mean the poor ladies who have to accept MUCH less don't have a sense of humor!! I mean, how can they not!!
xPink-Lotusx
April 4, 2008
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Lmao!
Oh yes, this is so very funny. Good take on this, and wonderfully funny.
June-bug
April 3, 2008

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this is to damn funny!! Oh haven't we all met the one who thinks this way.. Ending is awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
imahealer
April 3, 2008

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"Cocky" son of a gun! NO pun intended! I always carry a ruler if I intend to have casual sex! NOT! The large one's come out your nose! LOL I wasn't aware murals could laugh. Ya learn something new every day! So after the contest.. tell me the truth, so I don't have to come and measure!
I am trying very hard to be courteous,but this was so damned funny, I can't help myself. Thank you so much for your entry into my-------
and best wishes! LOL

Shana
Freed by Mercy
April 3, 2008

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Does one of these women have a ruler? LMAO!

If I were a guy looking at that, well, no pee from me!
I'd be blocked up all day.

Hm, how does it feel to be the ones gaped at for a change, guys...

Great take on the prompt! Love it!