Clinic for prostrate problems
and male sexual dysfunction
sought new ways to inspire
better response from their clients.
Passed out adult magazines in waiting room
had televisions with X-rated movies
in every treatment room,
laced drinking fountain with Viagra
blended with "enhancement" drug,
then decided to liven up the restroom
with creative mural
to remind their patients
the reason for their motivation
for improving.
Was a big success in part
at "raising" certain elements of male patrons,
only drawback came from effects
of making them so very anxious.
All resulting in several nurses now expecting,
from having to provide
special form of treatment
without ready supply of emergency birth control.


Great job with this. Best of luck in the contest.

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