Drunk & disorderly, it's what the charges say,
all I did was pee naked, from the side of the road.
Wouldn't have been a problem but all traffic slowed,
Cop's came, said they were going to lock me away.
Couldn't help but pissin' on that lady's Chevrolet,
a pity four cars wrecked, they had to be towed.
Drunk & disorderly, it's what the charges say,
all I did was pee naked from the side of the road.
Judge said: You get the maximum!! I'll make you pay,
old lady in the Chevy, well, she nearly glowed.
Stuck her tongue out at me, called me a toad,
I do wonder what she was trying to convey.
Drunk and disorderly, it's what the charges say.
Author notes
Love you Tory.
Picture Prompt here: http://allpoetry.com/contest/2398549
Rondel
A French form consisting of 13 lines: two quatrains and a quintet, rhyming as follows:
ABba abAB abbaA. The capital letters are the refrains, or repeats.
A contest entry
- Pimpindelight Picture Contest by thepoetssoul.
600 points, ended April 5, 2008, 12 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - I Need A Laugh by Blooming Poet.
300 points, ended April 29, 2008, 21 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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This is gross, but so funny. Thanks so much for entering.
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ha! great poem good luck in my contest
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Great take on the picture.
Wonderfully done indeed.
Best of wishes to you
Tony
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Yoou guys are knockin this prompt out of the park!!! Funny stuff, I've bee crackin' up for half an hour now!!! Best of luck to you, this was excellent!!!
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D & D on the side of the road, is enough alone to get you in trougle but now your naked man has pee'd in somebodies car....now am lmao again...enjoy your sense of humor...novy
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This is so funny!!
I hate when the "authorities" over react, even though they themselves have probably done worse, but got away with it because they have "connections".
Good job, and good luck in the contest!
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So funny! I was laughing the whole time I was reading it. Great Job!
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this is really funny, made me laugh. nice job
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Are You Irish???
Most excellent poem..... I relate completely.
I was homeless for two years living off of Jameson.... MMM rubbing alcohol.
<3 Wolfie -
hehehe
I love humor in poetry such an awsome mix of ways to use words
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taiinfinite
ha ha done it plenty of times but never got caught to tell the tale. well done in all the extremities of your verse and im sure the curse. -
I wonder too.
I wonder too, but then I suppose it would have been funnier if the judge had been driving. But then again you would stay in jail for a long time. LOL, old ladies can be real mad sometimes. -
Wow.. this was really interesting.. I really enjoyed reading this different style..
This piece made me laugh as well.. I relaly liked it.
Great write.
Peace to you, Jetleena
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Drunk & disorderly, it's what the charges say,
all I did was pee naked, from the side of the road.
Wouldn't have been a problem but all traffic slowed,
Cop's came, said they were going to lock me away.
Couldn't help but pissin' on that lady's Chevrolet,
a pity four cars wrecked, they had to be towed.
Drunk & disorderly, it's what the charges say
HAHA THIS WAS FUNNY I HOPE YOU DIDNT GET INTO TO MUCH TROUBLE BUT ANYWAYS I LOVE THIS POEM ALOT IT WAS FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING KEEP UP THE GOOD WRITING -
Haha great job. I have a friend who was charged with peeing on a cops car. I have a few "drunk and disorderly" warnings myself.. Fun times.
Great poem -
Excellent Brother.
I love when you bust out the humor. LOL.. 
Thanks for making me smile, I needed that one.
All the best in this fun contest, peace~
-Timothy aka poeticweaver~
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hehe lol Love this one
mess
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Well done here Scottie, LOL, a sense of humor???Me?? Ah well I learned from the best. Great job on this here piece. Best wishes to you in the contest...Pimpin is crazy with these pics lol.
Love,
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