----- Original Message ----
From: Violet Mcneill
To: haj_eslam@yahoo.com; hajesrus@yahoo.com; haj_fata_nazare@yahoo.com; hajflowers@yahoo.com; hajgam@yahoo.com; hajgora(seven)@yahoo.com; hajhajhaj2000@yahoo.com
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 1:44:29 PM
Subject: #1 For P e n 1 s Enlargement dbg
Gain Up to 8+
www.myrnadefelicemr692.blogspot.com
quito biopsy.
adult.
blatz.
(Who the hell comes up with this shit? Blatz? Say what??? Well, now here below is my reply)
Dear penis spammer:
Thank you, but no thanks.
My dick is thick
like a cypress log.
It is wild
like a lusty boar hog.
My penis is egregious,
bohemian,
& mythical thick;
too, my penis is quick
slick,
and can do the trick.
If you could only lick it
or even lay eyes on it,
you might get hooked,
cause my penis is like crack,
only it is good for exploring cracks,
with just the right lube
twill move into that groove
and rejuv-
enate your membranes.
I must say thanks anyway, you were too kind
to offer to make it bigger, but hey,
like how do you tell Alaska it has to be bigger?
Why, my dick is so huge,
National Geographic took a whole volume
just to introduce it
to the world, like a catholic school full of girls,
pearls of girls, swimmin' with women,
a cathedral of hymen
in need of some trimmin.
I could charge you to suck it,
of even to fuck it,
but my dick is busy, sorry, black book's full.
So y'all have to wait,
to appreciate
how great
It
is.
John Tarik "Black Jack" Walker
Author notes
Another in my series "Having fun with spam."
This humour is blue, so if you don't like it, there are other places you can go.
Comments
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lol thats funny



