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From: Violet Mcneill 
To: haj_eslam@yahoo.com; hajesrus@yahoo.com; haj_fata_nazare@yahoo.com; hajflowers@yahoo.com; hajgam@yahoo.com; hajgora(seven)@yahoo.com; hajhajhaj2000@yahoo.com
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 1:44:29 PM
Subject: #1 For P e n 1 s Enlargement dbg

Gain Up to 8+

www.myrnadefelicemr692.blogspot.com


quito biopsy.
adult.
blatz.

(Who the hell comes up with this shit?  Blatz?  Say what???  Well, now here below is my reply)


Dear penis spammer:

Thank you, but no thanks.

My dick is thick

like a cypress log.

It is wild

like a lusty boar hog.

My penis is egregious,

bohemian,

& mythical thick;

too,  my penis is quick

slick,

and can do the trick.

If you could only lick it

or even lay eyes on it,

you might get hooked,

cause my penis is like crack,

only it is good for exploring cracks,

with just the right lube

twill move into that groove

and rejuv-

enate your membranes.

I must say thanks anyway, you were too kind

to offer to make it bigger, but hey,

like how do you tell Alaska it has to be bigger?


Why, my dick is so huge,

National Geographic took a whole volume

just to introduce it

to the world, like a catholic school full of girls,

pearls of girls, swimmin' with women,

a cathedral of hymen

in need of some trimmin.

I could charge you to suck it,

of even to fuck it,

but my dick is busy, sorry, black book's full.

So y'all have to wait,

to appreciate

how great

It

is.


John Tarik "Black Jack" Walker


Author notes

Another in my series "Having fun with spam."

This humour is blue, so if you don't like it, there are other places you can go.

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