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teh sonet of fyre alerms

u stair at mi frum ur throan on teh wall
byotiful kind luving gayze
the brite crimzyn of ur plastik igniting pashen
in my buzum

my sportz bra haz kot fyre
my eyez bitrae mi sensces
as u blaer ur beutyeus aubade 2 the hevens
end ur lites flash “i luv u” in moarse kode

u r
((evriTHinG I em not))
my ~princess~ of denmerk~~
mi darling

oh i want 2 tuch u
run mi handz ovar ur nobz & boltz & plastic
end klimb a lattar end mownt u
end maek luv 2 u until I dye
of koronery hart dizeeze

i hoap ofeilya duz not c us
i will fead her to wolvareenz
end we will run awae
2 waikato new zeelynd

we will luv eech other
foravar.

Author notes

hamlet has fallen in love with a fire alarm. obviously not an actual sonnet.

writing purposely bad poetry is so addicting, hehe.

This is NOT serious.

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  • Sailor Ptolema gold member
    July 30
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    "my sportz bra haz kot fyre">>>holy fuck, i started laughing SO HARD!

    "i hoap ofeilya duz not c us
    i will fead her to wolvareenz
    end we will run awae
    2 waikato new zeelynd">>>>>>>>bwahahhahahahahhahahahahhhha

    hahahhahaahahahhahahaahhaahahhahahahahha
    hahahhahaahahahhahahaahhaahahhahahahahha

    hahahhahaahahahhahahaahhaahahhahahahahha

    hahahhahaahahahhahahaahhaahahhahahahahha

    hahahhahaahahahhahahaahhaahahhahahahahha

    fucking funny shit twinzee

    \i had to read this after you mentioned it


    • hiraeth
      July 30
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      im glad u lieks it bbycakes (so doez hamlort lol but in teh arse) <3

      • Sailor Ptolema gold member
        July 30
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        bwahahahhaahahaaaha i did lurve it; liek a fat kid lurves cakes

        • hiraeth
          July 30

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          ooooh cake! i'm still so tired from last night, and i have work to do... why the fuck am i on ap?

  • mythical love
    April 2

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    omg...

    wow...

    im a little scared no offence...

    where the heck did you get an idea like that? or maybe i dont want to know...


    hahaha luvd this one!!!


    • hiraeth
      April 3
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      My favourite hobby in literature class is writing purposely bad poetry. We were discussing Hamlet (which I think is a hilarious play), and I was gazing at the fire alarm... so this was born. I also wrote a poem about my professor's man boobs. I should post that.

  • Irial
    April 1

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    hahaha I love this ^_^
    "i hoap ofeilya duz not c us
    i will fead her to wolvareenz" especially these lines ^^

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