dyarea iz so [[pretty]]
lyk a slushie of rottin kondimentz
in a stew of luv end last nitez yorkshyre puding
lyk a beutifull ranebaue
in mi toylet boal
lyk a muddy see stroon with brite oringe
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toarn 2 bitz by mi watry kolon;
a see dat cumfirtz mi in my dispere
in my pane
of letting bownteous rivarz floe
frum my TOrtURed bowals
to nurish teh ded erth.
Author notes
i want to throw up now. :/
A contest entry
- ADD YOUR WORST HERE! I want something different and by different i mean YOUR WORST POEM!! This will be hilarious give me anything =) by ForeverLastingComa.
370 points, ended April 1, 2008, 17 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
This is NOT serious.
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hahah lolcat dirty pretty. exotic combination.
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Yum... disgusting douche.
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:/ more of how i felt at the time didnt really care where it went spelling or its rhyimg or what not i dont think a poem can be judged on that
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...er, you could send a message with stuff like that.
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this poem is crazy, i had this one called, run, it was about that same thing, congrats on your trophy, keep writing, -Amy
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fun, slimy... runny... with an added flavor of win.
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OMG!! LMFAO!! this is hilarious..=p good luck
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OOmgZZZ tihs iz TOETALLII MII FAVE POOEM EVAR!!!!!111!!?//!! n puedin iz frekan AWSUM!!!! now u r mii bestst frand 4 lyf!!1
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OMG LETZ HAV A PARRTEEEEEEE. ILU BB <3
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yuk
didnt eat before hand, made me gag though. well done for such a 'horrible' poem
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merci beaucoup!
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