It is with my warmest regard
That I pull your card
And rip it to shards
What my ink touches—retards
You THINK you’re hard…
I’m the doctor writing your prescriptions
I ordered medicines for your contractions
I smirk at your reactions
And your half-witted actions
No—I won’t be doing any retractions
Just subtractions…
As I submerge Mr. BIG shotz (NOT…)
I’m your therapist and you THINK in knots
Too much thinking gave you brain clots
Dot. Dot. Dot…
Your feet are all squished in those little shoes
You’re limping to me with your little muse
Like “Richie Cunningham” said, “Bucko!”
I got news for you…
Your swollen corns said, “please”
The only thing phonier than your implants
Is your hair weave
Ahhh!
My pen breathes
It’s alive!
And inking over dead leaves…
I’m the last man standing
Do you have something more?
I’m eating my lunch on your ‘battle floor’
You’re alone with your lyrical tricks from the ‘Dollar Store’
I’m hitting all 3-pointers
Don’t you hear the crowd’s roar?
“Scottie”, cut the power—don’t beam him up…
This is a marvelous team-up
Pound after pound
I bring the cream up
How do I do it?
(See what I dreamed up?)
Round for round
This is a beat down
It’s metal-on-metal
So “where’s the beef” now?
This is a circus-take out
I’ll take the clown
I’m that elemental sound
My skin is bronze like I’m tanned
I’m not “Tony Stark”
But I’m made of iron (Man)…
Then I change my style
(I’m a master instructor)
I’m a copper conductor
I doctored this structure
I’m the one that caused your ruptures
THINK over that…
My broiling wires sizzles your fat
I transform to aluminum when I’m up at bat
I think I smell a rat
Or a mangy, THINKING cat
BAM!
That’s that…
Author notes
Another strike (installment) in WiseWithWordz' "The THINKER's Word Warz". This is an early morning 'Blitz' by the characters "Page Inker" and "Metal".
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Comments
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hot , hot ...
NOT! L.O.L. j.k. wow! a tag team again? oh man you hitting the floor running this week huh? i'm sure those cats felt that ping! l.o.l.

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Ha.ha.ha...amazing what a little fire (from AreSun) under one's but-TOCKS (as Mr. Gump would say) can do....lol. Yeah, it's vacation time. These cats will most likely take a break too (lol). Thanks for the comments.
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