red helicopter

I was runnnig down the streets
From a red helicopter
I had no reason
But a beaver stopped and did a backflip
Said, "migets are hilarious."
Replying, "that is meen,"
Was I
"Sure" he said "but it's still the truth"
Then he ran off with his midget girlfriend
They play poker on thursdays

So I waas sittin on a curb
Driking ex 50 cent juice
Aka, vitamin water,
When a hobo started to do the hoki poki
But when he turned himself about
Part of himself was out
And it wasnt his foot
Then he wanted money

I skipped the walk home and haled a taxi
Not an Arab driver
But a German with a really fake sounding acent
I wanted to think he was a spy
Trying to collect all the midgets in the world to have
A hillarious giant miget army
But he had just eaten a browtwurst and thought he'd be adventursome
I think his name was Charlie

I got beat up and robed on my doorstep
For sevnty nine sents
Cabs are expensive