Dear Kevin...April fools awareness

Not a poem...a reflection of past April Fools...
few places can you find as many stupid, mindless, niave children as here...
what will your trick be this year, devious one?
oh yes, you have almost had me before but at the last moment i was saved by my desk calander.
i mean come on
i beleive last year you sold us to AOL?  or google or something
the year before you were going to personally edit all our poems, right?
Maybe this year you have terminal cancer, i mean how do you come up with this shit!?
And i say it now, the cancer was MY idea...you may use it, but I claim it as MY Genius...
i cannot wait until Tuesday...to sign into Allpoetry and whatch as they come running into the Chatterbox, one by one...
"OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?"
"OH I CAN'T BELEIVE IT!"
"I'm gonna go save all my poems"
or the overly dramatic
"THIS IS BULLSHIT! i'm deleting ALL my poems!"
"He Can't do that!  i'm leaving the site and taking my poems with me!"
and of course, to fight the power,
"F--- kevin"

But the day will close...The Master's genius will be exposed
And we all will be seen for the fools, the wonderful little fools we are...
Good luck this year Kev!